• kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

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pansages:

(sexy jelly wizard)

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mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

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Anonymous:
Dude the gamecube sucked

rainss-of-castamere:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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How can I relate so much to a fucking chair? This fucking site

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